Rikki Simons (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} rikkisimons) wrote,@ 2007-06-19 11:40:00 |
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| Current mood: | A Blaze of "unglory?" |
| Current music: | C-SPAN |
RE: Collecting Thoughts and Images
New entry here: http://web.mac.com/rikkisimons/iWeb/Rik
So, we're going to Fort Lauderdale, Florida this Friday, the 22nd. I'm a guest of Florida Supercon. They have asked that I bring 200 photographs of myself for which to frighten children out of their GIR infatuations. At least I assume that's the reason. I don't have time to get an official headshot taken, but since I got Tavisha the Awesome Camera for her birthday it fell to her to make me look beautiful:
But apparently they really want to send the kids home with nightmares, so we're going with the Salman Rushdie eyebrows instead:
Meanwhile, three lovely oven-maidens cast me in ceramic Ham Demon form:
Currently, there isn't much to report in this journal, as comics creation is boring business, and, at the moment, I wish to hog most of my thoughts for stories.
Before I get back to work on ShutterBox Book Five, I leave you with three things:
I. Literature:
I wrote a Vogon poem for you:
Thereby!
Doth my little accounting finger tick tock,
My smoldering buttocks of unmitigated receivables,
In the form of a nonrefundable item that is out of stock,
Unstammped and unapproved by any administrative body,
Is the metaphor that I use for my love for you which is unequivocal.
Therefore!
This order for your permanent blasting into the gaping maw of Cygnus X-1,
Flirts with my humongous longing to long for some feeling of remorse,
And doesn’t really lift my bulbous cheeks of doom into higher stratospheres of … fun,
But rather, really and most likely certainly does cause me to almost want to refrain from deadly force.
Almost!
II. Investigative Reporting:
Capnshady unleashes a fistful of Smuckers.
III. Humor:
Psst. C-SPAN is not your lady-dog.
-Rikki
