Rikki Simons ([info]rikkisimons) wrote,
@ 2009-05-11 03:34:00
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Notes: Your Fictional Science Moment
I very much enjoyed the recent laser-spaceship movie.

I don't know if this is a Star Trek spoiler, but don't read if you haven't seen the movie and are feeling cautious. Or tribbley. Or just rather salty ... .


Okay, so I used this scale: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Warptable.gif to make a quick calculation.

If the Enterprise was traveling at Warp 5, which is 1000 times the speed of light, for say, six hours (the time Kirk needed to wake up on the ice planet, get chased my monsters, find Old Spock, find Scotty, and start up the transporter), then Kirk and Scotty beamed at least 21.59 Light Years 43.29 Astronomical Units to the Enterprise. That's a little farther than orbit.

I'm going to go have sex with my calculator now and cry myself to sleep.

-Rikki

P.S. Star Trek Online game has more information on what Elder Spock tried to explain during his CSI flashback: http://www.startrekonline.com/node/235

P.P.S.: Was Romulus a binary system?

P.P.P.S.: Spock stood on the surface of Delta 5 and watched a black hole form (and then collapse?) less than an AU away. Did Spock's Genesis Device reincarnation in Star Trek III make him radiation proof? Aaron A. reminds me that Spock also has no salt in his body, according to the Salt Vampire episode of the original series.

P.P.P.P.S.: Is the new Enterprise different in design from the original series Enterprise because all of the engineers who would have designed the original series Enterprise were killed on the U.S.S. Kelvin?

P.P.P.P.P.S.: Can't ... turn ... off ... BRAIN! iiieeeee!!




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[info]sexualcabinetry
2009-05-11 01:02 pm UTC (link)
OK, now I just want to give you a hug and tell you it will be alright in the morning.

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-05-11 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Can't sleep, the warp cores will get me.

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[info]sdskuld
2009-05-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh Rikki, it's summer movie season. You're supposed to disable your brain until September. I was prepared for the science to be nonsense, it was the "What military would operate like this?" questions that got to me.

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[info]rohantm
2009-05-11 05:49 pm UTC (link)
What, you have a problem with jettisoning insubordinate officers into space? =)

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[info]sdskuld
2009-05-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
What, that? That was awesome. It wasn't British Navy tradition ("Everything DEATH!") but stranding a mutineer is perfectly acceptable. No, it was things like making the stowaway the first officer, or promoting someone six ranks at once that made my brain hurt.

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-05-11 09:55 pm UTC (link)
The Vulcan military way. Earth nearly destroyed itself just before First Contact with Vulcan, so I assume Humans inherited some Vulcan ways.

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[info]dreamliner
2009-05-11 04:44 pm UTC (link)
I enjoyed it well enough. It's the best movie they've released in over two decades (since "The Voyage Home") and 127 minutes of this movie was far less painful then 12.7 minutes of your average episode of "Voyager" or (pre-Season 4) "Enterprise".

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-05-11 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I don't know this "Voyager" and "Enterprise" you speak of. Or Stark Trek Five.

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[info]dreamliner
2009-05-12 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Count your blessings, sir. ;)

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[info]spazz_bot
2009-05-11 04:45 pm UTC (link)
LOLOLOL, You're the best Riki.

Yeah and I want to know what happened to Remus??

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-05-11 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Remus went kaplowie too according to Star Trek Online.

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[info]rohantm
2009-05-11 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Spock isn't immune to radiation, it just doesn't kill him anymore. That's why he has the 'Ship... out of danger' voice all the time now.

Yeah, the transporter bugged me too. Suddenly you don't need starships to travel between planets anymore. Everything else could have been explained more plausibly if they had just made a little more effort.

That said, I agree with Chris. For some reason it didn't bug me as much as it does in the new TV shows. Maybe it's because it felt goofy in the same way that TOS science felt goofy? I dunno.

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-05-11 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I ... maybe a target must be IN warp to transport that far? I ... ::cries::

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[info]essrose
2009-05-11 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure the new Enterprise is different in design because it was made in 2009 instead of 1966. Don't ask me to expain the miniskirts, though.

And I'm glad you're staying up at night to deal with these space-type questions, sir. Personally, I've never been able to get past the green-blooded, salt-less alien being successfully reproducing with a human female.

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-05-11 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure the new Enterprise is different in design because it was made in 2009 instead of 1966.

Don't make me send you blueprints, mister!

Spock has salt, but it's Vulcan salt. Far too salty for even space vampires.

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