Rikki: I had only one friend who was into the A-Team when I was a kid. He was a super born again Christian who lived in a filthy house. He was so greasy, he looked like a walking oil slick. I got lice from him.
Aaron: I don't think I've ever seen an episode of that show.
Rikki: It's simple. They're on the lam from The Gov'ment, having been accused of a military crime they did not commit. The Gov'ment is unable to find a black van with red trim anywhere in the USA. The ex-soldiers make a living by hiring themselves out as saintly mercenaries. They spray bullets EVERYWHERE and no one ever gets killed. Thank you Jesus.
Aaron: Oh, so it's like in G.I. Joe where every time you saw a plane blow up, they'd be sure to include an image of a guy with a parachute leaping out.
Rikki: We used to joke that someday we'll see a guy jump out of a tank in a parachute.
Aaron: If I were in charge, every time you saw a guy get shot in the chest, a parachute would burst open behind him. He'd just be laying there, chest like hamburger, parachute fluttering in the breeze.
Rikki: That's the GI Joe movie I'd go see.
Aaron: Maybe there'd be a scene of Cobra Commander arguing with Destro about the Cobra parachute policy. "PARACHUTES SOLVE EVERYTHING!" he would scream.
Rikki: He would demonstrate by popping the parachute in his silver faceplate.
Aaron: "You see? My deformed face is now whole again!"
Rikki: "No it isn't --" "INSOLENCE!!"
Aaron: He hits a button that forces Destro's parachute to unfurl. It drags him out of the room.
Rikki: Later we see Destro sitting at the Cobra Lounge. The waiter brings him a glass of milk. It pops a parachute and he weeps.
Aaron: He just watches as the chute sadly wafts to a stop over his milk. And hangs himself by a parachute later that day.
Rikki: But be doesn't die. He's too heavy and made of metal. The rope breaks and his parachute pops before he hits the ground.
Aaron: G.I. Joe: Endless Parachutes.
Rikki: Theme song.